[Vision2020] And Now for Something Completely Different

[Area Man (Dan C)]

Tom offers up the following scenario:
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 UF Employee:  I would like to register myself and my spouse for the UF
Health Program. 

 UF Administrator:  That is nice to hear.  But first we must determine
if you and you spouse qualify.  Do you and your spouse have sex? 

 UF Employee:  Yes we do, quite regularly in fact. 

 UF Administrator:  I am not certain that we can merely take your word
for it.  Would you happen to have a video or maybe just a few photos? 

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I would venture a guess that in a lot of cases it would play out as
follows:

UF Employee:  I would like to register myself and my spouse for the UF
Health Program

UF Administrator:  That is nice to hear.  But first we must determine if
you and you spouse qualify.  Do you and your spouse have sex?

UF Employee:  Are you kidding?  We're freakin' married!

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It's Friday, Moscow,

DC