[Vision2020] Cover your eyes, Doug and Dale!

[Matt Decker]

Joan,

Thanks for the thought of your fantasy.  Mine it would revolve around the 
Bears making it to the super bowl and myself and family going to the after 
hours party. Somehow I really dont think any body cares.

>From: Joan Opyr <joanopyr at earthlink.net>
>To: Vision2020 Moscow <vision2020 at moscow.com>
>Subject: [Vision2020] Cover your eyes, Doug and Dale!
>Date: Thu, 5 Jan 2006 17:01:56 -0800
>
>At the risk of terrifying many of you and embarrassing my partner of nearly 
>14 years, I have decided to share with the list my deepest, darkest, most 
>potent (at the moment) lesbian fantasy.  Please bear in mind that I am the 
>mother of two children, a new homeowner, a freelance writer and editor, and 
>a "gentleman farmer" with three dogs, four cats, fifteen chickens, and 
>resident in-laws.  My fantasy is this:
>
>I'm in one of those heavenly beds in the penthouse suite at the Westin 
>Hotel in downtown Seattle.  My dear wife, Melynda, is beside me.  We've 
>just had dinner at The Dahlia, crabcakes, lobster dipped in drawn butter, a 
>bottle or two of fine wine, and, for dessert, the perfect creme brulee.  
>It's ten p.m.  The blinds are drawn, the room is dark, and soft music is 
>playing.  Melynda and I . . . say goodnight to each other and go straight 
>to sleep.  It's a deep, wonderful, sound sleep, uninterrupted by children 
>laughing, children yelling, the television blaring, dogs barking, coyotes 
>howling, chickens crowing, cats fighting, or my in-laws grinding coffee 
>beans in the kitchen.  We sleep like logs for eight solid hours, or 
>possibly a decadent nine.  We wake refreshed and happy.  No backaches from 
>children (or dogs) climbing into bed with us and hogging up all the covers. 
>  No strange and fitful dreams in which Doug Wilson comes to our house and 
>wallpapers our living room with Rubbermaid bath mats to "improve the 
>acoustics" for his Sunday sermon.  Just sleep, beautiful sleep.
>
>And then, breakfast in bed, courtesy of The Westin.  Eggs benedict and 
>champagne mimosas, the latter made with real Florida orange juice, freshly 
>squeezed.
>
>The end.
>
>Joan Opyr/Auntie Establishment
>Eyes wide shut, daydreaming happily, and yet, somehow, wrecking the 
>"sanctity" of Dale's and Doug's heterosexual marriages.  Go figure.
>www.joanopyr.com
>
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