[Vision2020] Amazing Anagrams of Famous People
Tom Hansen
thansen at moscow.com
Sun Feb 26 10:17:53 PST 2006
. Britney Spears: best PR in years
. Justin Timberlake: I'm a jerk, but listen
. Madonna Louise Ciccone: occasional nude income. - one cool dance
musician.
. Arnold Schwarzenegger: he's grown large n' crazed
. William Shatner: slim alien wrath - Will is earthman
. Elvis Aaron Presley: Seen alive? Sorry, pal, earns lovely praise
. David Letterman: terminal dead TV - nerd amid late TV
. Clint Eastwood: old west action - lies down to act
. Jennifer Aniston: fine in torn jeans
. Saddam Hussein: UNs said he's mad
. Marilyn Monroe: in lore, my Norma - I marry loon men
. Sean Connery: on any screen
. Sharon Stone: no near shots - ass on throne
. Jim Morrison: Mr. Mojo Risin'
. Howard Stern: wonder trash
. Frodo Baggins: bad ring's goof
. Sherlock Holmes: heh smells crook
. Babe Ruth: he rub bat
. Robin Williams: I warm billions
. Monty Python's Flying Circus: strongly psychotic, I'm funny
. Steve Martin: I'm star event
. James Marshall Hendrix: hinder lax, harmless jam
. Princess Diana: ascend in Paris & end is a car spin
. Stevie Wonder: er, doesn't view
. Elvis Costello: voice sells lot
. Paul McCartney: pay Mr. Clean cut
. Madonna, the material girl: real dim, man-eating harlot
. President Clinton of the USA: he finds interns to copulate
. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs: oh sweet DVD wins new fans' heart
. Albert Einstein: ten elite brains
. Buffy the Vampire Slayer: pithy female braves fury
. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs: oh sweet DVD wins new fans' heart
. How the West Was Won: What we shot we owns!
. Judy Garland: darn jug lady
. Cyndi Lauper: end up a lyric
. Kevin Costner: sickener on TV
. Richard Milhouse Nixon: his climax ruined honor
. Agatha Christie: rich hag is at tea
. Oscar Wilde: I lace words & ladies crow
. Christopher Reeve: Script: he ever hero
. Jerry Bruckheimer: rich jerk, mere bury
. Humphrey Bogart: grumpy hero bath
. Teri Hatcher: rich theater
. Harry Potter: try hero part
. Academy Awards: saw drama decay
. Thomas Alva Edison: aha ions made volts
. Ronald Reagan: an oral danger
. Ronald Wilson Reagan: a long insane warlord - no darlings, no ERA law
. Lee Harvey Oswald: revealed who slay - lay overhead slew
. Mark Twain: am rank wit
. Jackie Gleason: angelic as joke
. the American Dream: meet a dear, rich man
. Supreme Court: computer user - corrupt? Sue Me!
. William Shakespeare: I'll make a wise phrase - I am a weakfish speller.
. Declaration of Independence: no finer deed, an ideal concept
. Napoleon Bonaparte [who was exiled on the island of Elba]: no, not
appear on Elba - no, a trap open on Elba!
. That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind: Thin man
ran, makes a large stride, left planet, pins flag on Moon, on to Mars.
. To be or not to be, that is the question, whether tis nobler in the
mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune: In one of the
Bard's best-thought-of-tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two
fronts about how life turns rotten.
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Take care, Moscow.
Tom Hansen
Moscow, Idaho
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving
safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in
sideways, chocolate in one hand, a drink in the other, body thoroughly used
up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO. What a ride!'"
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