[Vision2020] Funny Signs Found in Kitchens (Humor)

[Tom Hansen]

Funny Signs Found in Kitchens 

1) A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and this kitchen is delirious. 

2) No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes. 

3) A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he
just cleaned the whole house. 

4) If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap. 

5) A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. 

6) Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator. 

7) A clean house is a sign of a misspent life. 

8) Help keep the kitchen clean - eat out. 

9) Housework done properly can kill you. 

10) My next house will have no kitchen --- just vending machines. 

11) I don't do mousework! (With a picture of a kitten.) 

12) Self cleaning kitchen. Clean up after yourself. Mom's off duty. 

13)This is MY kitchen. I am the boss... If you don't believe it...start
something! 

14) I'm the MOMMY, that's why! 

15) Caution: Cook At Work!

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Take care, Moscow.

Tom Hansen
Moscow, Idaho
UI '96

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Work like you don't need the money.
Love like you've never been hurt.
Dance like nobody's watching.

- Author Unknown
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