[Vision2020] Everything Has a Gender (Humor)

[Tom Hansen]

EVERYTHING HAS A GENDER 

You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender...

*Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see
right through them.

*Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them
up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are
pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

*A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated. 

*A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to
light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part. 

*Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water. 

*A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.  

*A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up. 

*An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.


*A Hammer is Male , because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000
years, but it's handy to have around. 

*A Remote Control is Female. Had you fooled! You thought it'd be male ,
didn't you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost
without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he
keeps trying! 

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Seeya round town, Moscow.

Tom Hansen
Moscow, Idaho 

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Work like you don't need the money.
Love like you've never been hurt.
Dance like nobody's watching.

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