[Vision2020] Trinity Fest Questions

[Austin Storm]

Dear Joan,

J gets all gleeful because the construction might disrupt Trinity Fest, Tom
makes a vague insinuation that the Trinity Festers are Nazis, Ellen gets
snarky about the Toucan and then 51 minutes later is still trying to think
up something clever and rude - so she suggests that "*they haven't been
shown how to draw a proper pentagram" (Good one!), and you upbraid Gary for
being nasty? What gives?

-Austin
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On 8/1/06, Joan Opyr <joanopyr at moscow.com> wrote:
>
> Gary writes:
>
> "Last time I looked, the cable that the banner hangs from is attached to
> private property. The private property on the west side is New St.
> Andrews. Another perplexing mystery solved, wouldn't you say, Jackie?"
>
> Enough.  Why be nasty?  Is this really important enough for its very own
> thread?
>
> I'd like to say, right here, right now, that I don't give a fig about the
> Trinity Fest.  Have a beer garden, Doug.  Have two.  Worship the goddess
> Brigid.  Hoot your horns; blow your blow ticklers; let Toucan Sam (who
> seems to be nesting in the Starbucks' logo) spread your version of the
> gospel.  I hope the attendees have a high old time.  I hope all present
> feel fat, sassy, self-satisfied and elect.  I hope Doug takes up the
> karaoke mic again and belts out a rousing rendition of "Camptown Racers"
> and "Zippe-dee-doo-dah."  What's it to me?  Nothing.  And so nothing is
> what I intend to do.
>
> At some point, perhaps some non-Trinitarians among us (or those with a
> different definition of Christian goodwill and charity) will gather
> together for a Unity Festival in East City Park.  No charge; no fanfare;
> just some good music, some goodwill, and a few Hebrew Nationals tossed on
> the barbecue grill.  If there are any takers, contact me offline.  I've
> got a great bluegrass band in mind, and if the wonderful guys who played
> on The Auntie Establishment & Brother Carl Show a few weeks ago are
> interested, we could pass the hat and ask them along.
>
> People get ready,
> There's a train a-coming.
> Don't need no ticket,
> You just get on board.
>
> BTW, Idaho gubernatorial candidate Jerry Brady will be on the AEBC Show
> this Sunday from 2 to 4 pm.  Brother Carl and I are very excited about
> having him on the show, and we will open the phone lines and take your
> calls and questions.  We don't usually do phone-ins because I work the
> mixing board and, to be honest, I'm not that coordinated.  I can walk and
> chew gum, but that's about it.  Carl is the trained broadcast
> professional.  Still, I'll do my best, and you can talk to a hard-working
> Idaho man who's working hard to become Idaho's next governor.
>
> Gary -- sorry I missed meeting you in the Costco last Sunday.  Melynda
> said you stopped to chat while I was off in another aisle.  Too bad.  We
> could have compared carts.  I bought a double-pack of Newman's Own Cereal
> and some organic milk.  What did you get?  Anything good?  I'm wishing
> Moscow had a Costco.  I shop down there at least once a month, and I
> usually can't get out of the place for less than $300.  I buy stuff at
> Costco that I can't get up here, so I don't think a Costco would be
> particularly damaging to Moscow retail.
>
> (Someone may want to jump in here and prove me wrong.  If so, please,
> have at it.)
>
> Joan
>
> Joan Opyr/Auntie Establishment
> www.joanopyr.com
>
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