[Vision2020] middle aged women (was "John's Alley")

[Donovan Arnold]

You plan those outfits?

-DJA



--- keely emerinemix <kjajmix1 at msn.com> wrote:

> A Day In The Life Of A Bored, Middle-Aged
> Intolerista
> 
> Day-Timer, September 12, 2005:
> 
> A.M. -- Read Donovan's posts on Vision 2020.  Oh,
> good.  There are five.
> 
>           Feed cats
> 
>           Floss  (me first, then the cats)
> 
>           Think of ways to persecute followers of
> other religions
> 
>           Vacuum living room
> 
> Midday -- Grilled cheese or tomato soup?  Maybe
> both.  Cut sandwiches 
> diagonally or straight?
> 
>           Watch exercise video.  No plot, no
> character development.  Switch 
> to QVC
> 
>           Catch up on Brad and Angelina.  Drop Carl
> Westberg a note of 
> condolences.
> 
>           Write incendiary and untrue things about
> Christ Church, just 
> because there's nothing better
>           to do.  Oh, wait -- gotta fold laundry. 
> Then bring down 30-year 
> ministry.
> 
> P.M.    Thaw chicken for dinner
> 
>           Check Courtney's blog.  Make note to JUST
> DO SOMETHING so I can 
> get in it.
> 
>           Read Vision 2020.  If nothing from
> Donovan, see above.
> 
>           Time to switch placemats to fall theme? 
> See what neighbors are 
> doing.
> 
>           Plan outfit for September 27 board
> meeting.
> 
>           Imprecatory prayer time for my enemies. 
> Too busy to pray for 
> friends.
> 
> Darn that Donovan Arnold!  He's on to me . . .
> 
> Or maybe -- just maybe -- he's wrong about my life
> being empty and boring 
> and truly doesn't understand the value of speaking
> out against things that I 
> believe are a threat to the Gospel and to my
> community.  Must find time 
> tomorrow to think about this, but for now -- off to
> Spokane.
> 
> keely emerine mix
> 
> From: Donovan Arnold <donovanjarnold2005 at yahoo.com>
> To: Joan Opyr <joanopyr at earthlink.net>,
> vision2020 at moscow.com
> Subject: RE: [Vision2020] John's Alley
> Date: Sun, 11 Sep 2005 23:37:47 -0700 (PDT)
> 
> "What I'm suggesting is that it's unlikely
> that Doug Wilson's predominantly middle-aged critics
> are sneaking out in the dead of night, chalk in
> hand,
> to write tasteless jokes about the Hitler Youth on
> NSA's sidewalk."--Joan Opyr
> 
> Yes, that would be preposterous! It is obviously
> young
> drunk college students that come to the bars, with
> chalk, so they can later write Hitler statements on
> the front door of NSA. And it was just a coincidence
> that happened to be their door because the college
> kids do not keep up on local Moscow politics.
> 
> What is equally preposterous is that middle aged
> women
> would be so bored, empty, and without purpose that
> they spend their lives flooding a server list with
> emails making crap up about about some people they
> disagree with on philosophical and religious
> grounds.
> 
> One would think they could spend all this free time
> doing something productive like walking the dogs at
> the human shelter, visiting some of the lonely
> ladies
> at the assisting living centers, volunteering for
> the
> Red Cross to help those in need in the gulf, or
> adopting a highway.
> 
> 
> Donovan J Arnold
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> Donovan spits:
> 
> "So what Joan is saying is that John's Alley patrons
> are the ones
> responsible for the vandalism to the
> NuArt (evidence being loud music and close
> proximity),
> but because
> John's Alley was there first, it should be
> the NuArt that goes. Also, NuArt should feel lucky
> for
> being spit on
> and vandalized based on her experiences
> in Scotland."
> 
> No, Jackass, what I am saying is that downtown
> businesses located near
> bars should not be surprised when they wake up to
> find
> bodily fluids on
> their doorsteps.  And most aren't.  They scrub said
> doorsteps and get
> on about their business.  For heaven's sake,
> Gambino's
> have had their
> windows broken, but Ellen Roskovitch, who is on this
> list, has never to
> my knowledge made a federal case about it.  Only NSA
> and the NuArt feel
> obliged to elevate ordinary spittle into martyrdom.
> They do this
> without logic and without proof -- rather like you.
> 
> I have no idea if the denizens of John's Alley hock
> loogies on the
> NuArt or not, and I don't care.  What I'm suggesting
> is that it's unlikely
> that Doug Wilson's predominantly middle-aged critics
> are sneaking out
> in the dead of night, chalk in hand, to write
> tasteless jokes about the
> Hitler Youth on NSA's sidewalk.  But, just in case,
> perhaps MPD should
> arrest me or Rose or Joanne Muneta and dust us for .
> .
> . dust?
> 
> Now, Donovan, let me tell you something else about
> Glasgow.  No, better
> yet, when I get home from Olympia, why don't I show
> you?  Here's how it
> will work -- should we ever meet in the flesh, I'll
> ask you the
> following question:  "Hey, Jimmy, can yer mammy
> sew?"
> That's your cue to turn
> tail and run like hell because the answer is a
> powerful head butt
> accompanied by the words, "Then tell her to stitch
> this!"  Sound like fun?
> No?  Well, bugger you then.  I didn't want to touch
> your nasty old
> foreheed anyway, you bampot, you.
> 
> Joan Opyr/Auntie Establishment
> www.auntie-establishment.com
> 
> PS: I don't think you'd last long in Glasgow,
> Donovan,
> but you could do
> with a trip somewhere beyond the limits of your own
> backyard.  Have you
> tried clicking your ruby slippers together three
> times
> and wishing
> yourself in Kansas?  I've got a pair of red Converse
> high-tops, and I've
> been wishing you all sorts of places!
> 
> 
> 
> 
> --- Joan Opyr <joanopyr at earthlink.net> wrote:
> 
>  > Donovan spits:
>  >
>  > "So what Joan is saying is that John's Alley
> patrons
> 
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