[Vision2020] middle aged women (was "John's Alley")

keely emerinemix kjajmix1 at msn.com
Mon Sep 12 07:04:12 PDT 2005 

A Day In The Life Of A Bored, Middle-Aged Intolerista

Day-Timer, September 12, 2005:

A.M. -- Read Donovan's posts on Vision 2020.  Oh, good.  There are five.

          Feed cats

          Floss  (me first, then the cats)

          Think of ways to persecute followers of other religions

          Vacuum living room

Midday -- Grilled cheese or tomato soup?  Maybe both.  Cut sandwiches 
diagonally or straight?

          Watch exercise video.  No plot, no character development.  Switch 
to QVC

          Catch up on Brad and Angelina.  Drop Carl Westberg a note of 
condolences.

          Write incendiary and untrue things about Christ Church, just 
because there's nothing better
          to do.  Oh, wait -- gotta fold laundry.  Then bring down 30-year 
ministry.

P.M.    Thaw chicken for dinner

          Check Courtney's blog.  Make note to JUST DO SOMETHING so I can 
get in it.

          Read Vision 2020.  If nothing from Donovan, see above.

          Time to switch placemats to fall theme?  See what neighbors are 
doing.

          Plan outfit for September 27 board meeting.

          Imprecatory prayer time for my enemies.  Too busy to pray for 
friends.

Darn that Donovan Arnold!  He's on to me . . .

Or maybe -- just maybe -- he's wrong about my life being empty and boring 
and truly doesn't understand the value of speaking out against things that I 
believe are a threat to the Gospel and to my community.  Must find time 
tomorrow to think about this, but for now -- off to Spokane.

keely emerine mix

From: Donovan Arnold <donovanjarnold2005 at yahoo.com>
To: Joan Opyr <joanopyr at earthlink.net>, vision2020 at moscow.com
Subject: RE: [Vision2020] John's Alley
Date: Sun, 11 Sep 2005 23:37:47 -0700 (PDT)

"What I'm suggesting is that it's unlikely
that Doug Wilson's predominantly middle-aged critics
are sneaking out in the dead of night, chalk in hand,
to write tasteless jokes about the Hitler Youth on
NSA's sidewalk."--Joan Opyr

Yes, that would be preposterous! It is obviously young
drunk college students that come to the bars, with
chalk, so they can later write Hitler statements on
the front door of NSA. And it was just a coincidence
that happened to be their door because the college
kids do not keep up on local Moscow politics.

What is equally preposterous is that middle aged women
would be so bored, empty, and without purpose that
they spend their lives flooding a server list with
emails making crap up about about some people they
disagree with on philosophical and religious grounds.

One would think they could spend all this free time
doing something productive like walking the dogs at
the human shelter, visiting some of the lonely ladies
at the assisting living centers, volunteering for the
Red Cross to help those in need in the gulf, or
adopting a highway.


Donovan J Arnold





Donovan spits:

"So what Joan is saying is that John's Alley patrons
are the ones
responsible for the vandalism to the
NuArt (evidence being loud music and close proximity),
but because
John's Alley was there first, it should be
the NuArt that goes. Also, NuArt should feel lucky for
being spit on
and vandalized based on her experiences
in Scotland."

No, Jackass, what I am saying is that downtown
businesses located near
bars should not be surprised when they wake up to find
bodily fluids on
their doorsteps.  And most aren't.  They scrub said
doorsteps and get
on about their business.  For heaven's sake, Gambino's
have had their
windows broken, but Ellen Roskovitch, who is on this
list, has never to
my knowledge made a federal case about it.  Only NSA
and the NuArt feel
obliged to elevate ordinary spittle into martyrdom.
They do this
without logic and without proof -- rather like you.

I have no idea if the denizens of John's Alley hock
loogies on the
NuArt or not, and I don't care.  What I'm suggesting
is that it's unlikely
that Doug Wilson's predominantly middle-aged critics
are sneaking out
in the dead of night, chalk in hand, to write
tasteless jokes about the
Hitler Youth on NSA's sidewalk.  But, just in case,
perhaps MPD should
arrest me or Rose or Joanne Muneta and dust us for . .
. dust?

Now, Donovan, let me tell you something else about
Glasgow.  No, better
yet, when I get home from Olympia, why don't I show
you?  Here's how it
will work -- should we ever meet in the flesh, I'll
ask you the
following question:  "Hey, Jimmy, can yer mammy sew?"
That's your cue to turn
tail and run like hell because the answer is a
powerful head butt
accompanied by the words, "Then tell her to stitch
this!"  Sound like fun?
No?  Well, bugger you then.  I didn't want to touch
your nasty old
foreheed anyway, you bampot, you.

Joan Opyr/Auntie Establishment
www.auntie-establishment.com

PS: I don't think you'd last long in Glasgow, Donovan,
but you could do
with a trip somewhere beyond the limits of your own
backyard.  Have you
tried clicking your ruby slippers together three times
and wishing
yourself in Kansas?  I've got a pair of red Converse
high-tops, and I've
been wishing you all sorts of places!




--- Joan Opyr <joanopyr at earthlink.net> wrote:

 > Donovan spits:
 >
 > "So what Joan is saying is that John's Alley patrons
 > are the ones responsible for the vandalism to the
 > NuArt (evidence being loud music and close
 > proximity), but because John's Alley was there
 > first, it should be
 > the NuArt that goes. Also, NuArt should feel lucky
 > for being spit on and vandalized based on her
 > experiences
 > in Scotland."
 >
 > No, Jackass, what I am saying is that downtown
 > businesses located near bars should not be surprised
 > when they wake up to find bodily fluids on their
 > doorsteps.  And most aren't.  They scrub said
 > doorsteps and get on about their business.  For
 > heaven's sake, Gambino's have had their windows
 > broken, but Ellen Roskovitch, who is on this list,
 > has never to my knowledge made a federal case about
 > it.  Only NSA and the NuArt feel obliged to elevate
 > ordinary spittle into martyrdom.  They do this
 > without logic and without proof -- rather like you.
 >
 > I have no idea if the denizens of John's Alley hock
 > loogies on the NuArt or not, and I don't care.  What
 > I'm suggesting is that it's unlikely that Doug
 > Wilson's predominantly middle-aged critics are
 > sneaking out in the dead of night, chalk in hand, to
 > write tasteless jokes about the Hitler Youth on
 > NSA's sidewalk.  But, just in case, perhaps MPD
 > should arrest me or Rose or Joanne Muneta and dust
 > us for . . . dust?
 >
 > Now, Donovan, let me tell you something else about
 > Glasgow.  No, better yet, when I get home from
 > Olympia, why don't I show you?  Here's how it will
 > work -- should we ever meet in the flesh, I'll ask
 > you the following question:  "Hey, Jimmy, can yer
 > mammy sew?"  That's your cue to turn tail and run
 > like hell because the answer is a powerful head butt
 > accompanied by the words, "Then tell her to stitch
 > this!"  Sound like fun?  No?  Well, bugger you then.
 >  I didn't want to touch your nasty old foreheed
 > anyway, you bampot, you.
 >
 > Joan Opyr/Auntie Establishment
 > www.auntie-establishment.com
 >
 > PS: I don't think you'd last long in Glasgow,
 > Donovan, but you could do with a trip somewhere
 > beyond the limits of your own backyard.  Have you
 > tried clicking your ruby slippers together three
 > times and wishing yourself in Kansas?  I've got a
 > pair of red Converse high-tops, and I've been
 > wishing you all sorts of places!
 >
 >
 >
 >
 >
 >
 >
 >
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