[Vision2020] Ralph Nielsen, the Bible, and a fat smack for Michael

[Joan Opyr]

On 11 Nov 2005, at 23:42, Michael wrote:

> Ralph Writes:
> early Christians that they had no time to think of either beer or cats 
> They didn't even have time to think about sex
> (1 Corinthians 7:29-31).
>
> Me:
>
> Paul rebuked this church for sleeping with mom and getting drunk at 
> church (among some other things). Sheesh guys; at least pick up the 
> book in the drawer by your hotel bed before posting to Vision 2020 for 
> now on.

Once again, Michael Metzler, you leap before you look.  Ralph Nielsen 
is a member in good standing of the Jesus Seminar.  He knows more about 
the contents of the Bible than all of the arrogant denizens of New St. 
Andrews, Christ Church, Anselm House and Greyfriars combined.  Read the 
Bible?  You ma-roon; Ralph Nielsen has read the Bible not only in its 
various English translations but also in Greek and Aramaic.  (I forget 
how many languages in which Ralph is fluent.  He's like Tolkien.)  
Ralph knows the Bible backwards, forwards, up the middle, down the 
sides, round the back and upside down.  You want to play sword drill 
with Ralph?  When it comes to knowledge of the Bible, Ralph's name is 
Inigo Montoya, Michael: prepare to die.

Now, put on your dunce cap, boy, and write "I know bupkes" on the 
chalkboard 2005 times.  That should keep you busy until kingdom come.

Sheesh.

Joan Opyr/Auntie Establishment
www.joanopyr.com
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