[Vision2020] Happy 80th birthday, Yogi

[Carl Westberg]

On this, Yogi Berra's 80th birthday, some Yogi-isms:  "A nickel ain't worth 
a dime anymore.", "How can you think and hit at the same time?",  "I'm not 
going to buy my kids an encyclopedia.  Let them walk to school like I did.", 
"If people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's gonna stop 
'em.", "If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.", "In 
theory, there is no difference between theory and practice.  In practice, 
there is.", "It's like deja vu all over again.", "The future ain't what it 
used to be.", "You can observe a lot just by watching.", "You woudn't have 
won if we'd beaten you.", "The only reason I need these gloves is because of 
my hands.", "If you don't set goals, you can't regret not reaching them.", 
When asked for the time:  "You mean now?", On his wife: "We have a good time 
together, even when we're not together.", "We're lost, but we're making 
great time.", "I knew exactly where it was, I just couldn't find it.", When 
asked what he'd do if he found a million dollars: "I'd find the fellow who 
lost it, and if he was poor, I'd return it.", "I usually take a two-hour 
nap, from 1 to 4.", "Steve McQueen looks good in this movie.  He must have 
made it before he died.",  "You better cut the pizza into four pieces 
because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.", "I think Little League is 
wonderful.  It keeps the kids out of the house.", When asked his head size 
at the beginning of spring training to get fitted for a new cap: "I don't 
know, I'm not in shape.", "If you come to a fork in the road, take it."   
Happy birthday, Yogi.                                                        
                                                                             
                                                                             
                                                                      Carl 
Westberg Jr.