[Vision2020] Bush Blasts Critics

[Tom Hansen]

>From today's (June 1, 2005) The Skew (www.theskew.com). 

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Bush Blasts Critics Who Don't Like The Way He Terrorizes Terrorists

Washington, DC - Narrowly escaping missing the deadline for his monthly
"remain calm, all is well" press conference, President George W. Bush chided
critics yesterday accusing him of setting up a "gulag" for detained
prisoners. Calling once again on the aid of his "Word a Day" calendar, Bush
insisted that the charges were "absurd." He stated, "the United States is a
country that promotes freedom around the world, whether the world likes it
or not. When accusations are made against us, we will investigate them fully
and in a most transparent way. I am aware of the Amnesty International
report, and it's absurd. It's an absurd allegation from an absurd
organization consisting of mostly absurd allegation-makers. Freedom haters.
Or somebody like that. Anyway, did I mention these charges are absurd?
Besides, everybody knows, only them dictators set up gulags." The Amnesty
report was released last week as the United States fended off allegations
that the Koran holy book had been desecrated recently* due to the hastily
remaining freedom of the press in the form of Newsweek."

(*.and maybe also as long as two years ago, going almost unreported, but
never occurring more often than Rumsfeld's able to move his bowels.)

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Take care, Moscow.

Tom Hansen

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail.  But a true friend will be
sitting next to you saying, "Damn . . . that was fun!"