[Vision2020] Corporate tactics

[Faul Ottomaticks]

Citizens of socialist Moscow,

This is a challenging topic, so please mute CNN and put down the bong long 
enough to focus.

I watch with rapt attention as corporations are villified and portrayed as 
engines of evildoing. Conservative capitalists are how do I put this, so 
bourgeouis. So elitist.

Pssst...tax breaks go only to the rich, you know. To the corporations. 
Marketing is the mantra of the corporations. The foul spreading of 
capitalist materialism. The continuous creation of new consumers.

How dare the corporations. Shame on them.

It's okay, citizens, fret not!

The corporate mentality has co-opted the left as well. The left just doesn't 
recognize it when they see it. And, it appears to be working to the left's 
advantage. Shocking!

I speak of the ability to make a living from being...gay.

No, no, no, you foul of mind and deed. Not from exchange of favors. From 
administrative activity! You too can be an administrator of gayness! Take 
your pick...WSU, UI, UW: we're all hiring competent administrators of 
gayness. Your tax dollars. Hard(ly) at work.

Can you imagine? Being gainfully employed at the public trough to advance 
the gay agenda? In an era of massive budget shortfalls? Yes, I know you are 
having a hard time with this, citizens, but it's true.

And no one will cop to the actual percentage of homosexuals in our society. 
Studies range from 2% to 10%. No one knows. Perhaps we don't want to know. 
Perhaps they don't want you to know. Nonethless, it is clearly a minority.

Yet, a significant portion of tight public budgets are allocated to 
gayness...or gaiety, depending on your viewpoint.

While the "rest of us", the "normal people", the 90%-ers, are relegated to 
the category of...heterosexualism.

Which implies deficiency, sickness, and evil purpose. Like other isms of 
note: racism, darwinism, skepticism, patriotism, capitalism, schism, 
recidivism, Marxism, communism, fascism. Are we the sick ones? Through the 
looking glass, Alice...

Okay, back to the corporate thing. Sorry to wander off the topic.

Why is public support of gayness required? Because of the new generation of 
consumers being spawned by the corporations! Any economist knows a product 
only sells if there is demand. So create demand! And start early!

Good gayness must be recruited. Good gayness must be groomed. Good gayness 
must begin at an early age. And, while we're at it, let's throw in a dose of 
anti-Americanism...just to add flavor.

The true capitalist tie-in to the gay agenda? Stay tuned citizens, Faul is 
here to reeducate the masses. That will be the shocking subject of a future 
post!

After my application to be an administrator of gayness is duly 
reviewed...and rejected...by a local institution.

Sorry, you're just not qualified, Mr. Ottomaticks.


Proud to span the rainbow of truth,

Faul Ottomaticks


ps: Too bad the filtermongers will miss this one.

Ah, that's okay. I'll see them in the store. Redistributing their dollars. 
It all spends, citizens.

FO

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