[Vision2020] So many women, so little Carl . . . to go around, that is.

[Joan Opyr]

On 15 Dec 2005, at 15:51, Carl Westberg wrote:

> "Carl's future ex-wife, Charlize Theron, or Peter Jackson's King Kong, 
> starring Carl's future ex-mistress Naomi Watts?"  Is the ex-wife part 
> going to be due to the ex-mistress part?  Whatever, I need to call Bob 
> Dole and see if he can help me out.                                    
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>                               Carl Westberg Jr.
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Brother Carl,

I hope Bob is only helping you out with free Viagra and not 
double-dating with you or anything.  His wife, Liddy, tells me he's 
gotten to be such a drag.  She's trying to get important work done in 
the Senate, and he's buzzing her on her Blackberry to let her know that 
the "little blue window of opportunity" is rapidly closing.  Honestly, 
if it weren't for the many, many good-looking young male interns 
hanging around Liddy's office, she says she'd go nuts.  (She dresses 
them up in wigs and Chanel suits and sends them over to entertain Bob.  
At his age, he can't tell the difference . . . well, except to complain 
about the hairy legs and five o'clock shadow.  Back when she was Duke's 
homecoming queen, she took much more care with her appearance.)

Joan Opyr/Auntie Establishment
www.joanopyr.com

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