[Vision2020] Election tie-breaker
Carl Westberg
carlwestberg846 at hotmail.com
Wed Oct 20 12:58:03 PDT 2004
It's November 3rd, and the election is an absolute tie. The tie-breaker is
to be an ice-fishing contest stretching over three days. The first morning,
(your candidate's name here) goes out on the ice and in no time catches the
limit of 10 fish. Your candidate's opponent follows, and doesn't catch a
thing. Zilch. The next morning (your candidate's name here) does the same
thing. 10 fish in no time flat. Your candidate's opponent tries again, and
again is skunked. Your candidate's opponent is advised to spy on (your
candidate's name here) the next morning to see if he's cheating. So, (your
candidate's name here) again catches his limit while his opponent hides in
the bushes watching. Your candidate's opponent immediately reports to his
adviser's that (your candidate's name here) is most certainly cheating.
"(Your candidate's name here) isn't playing fair", your candidate's opponent
exclaims. "He cut a hole in the ice!" A non-partisan joke.
Carl Westberg Jr.
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