[Vision2020] The naked broken glass thing

[Joan Opyr]

NO.

Yours sincerely,
Emily Postcard

----- Original Message -----
From: Art Deco aka W. Fox
Sent: Tuesday, November 02, 2004 11:37 AM
To: Vision 2020
Subject: Re: [Vision2020] The naked broken glass thing

Joan,

An etiquette question:

Is it proper to guess what constitutes Doug Wilson's mouth and beard in the portrait described below?

Vaela Wrenz,  
Art Critic for the New Saint Andrews Journal of Covenantal Plagiarism
----- Original Message -----  
From: Joan Opyr  
To: Vision2020 Moscow  
Sent: Tuesday, November 02, 2004 11:06 AM
Subject: [Vision2020] The naked broken glass thing


Dear Visionaries,

I've received so many private posts on this subject that I've decided I probably need to answer them  publicly and all at once.  I've been peppered with questions like why the broken glass?  Why not just naked?  Where?  And when?   

So, to satisfy your collective (and somewhat sick) curiosity, here's my plan: if, and only if, I once again break the bandwidth barrier, I will solemnly proceed to Friendship Square and knock on the door of New St. Andrews.  There, I will politely ask if I can have a few of the shards that result from their unfortunate habit of throwing stones from inside their glass houses.  Once I have scattered these shards in front of the big picture windows at Zume's, I will disrobe and begin my crawl, thus giving the coffee-drinkers, kruller-eaters, and NSA faculty and staff an up close and personal view of the tri-color, 3-D, tattooed portrait of Doug Wilson I have inked on my pink, fleshy . . .  

ATTENTION: THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN INTERRUPTED BY MICHAEL POWELL OF THE FCC, WHO WOULD LIKE YOU ALL TO KNOW THAT MS. OPYR DOES NOT HAVE A TATTOO OF DOUG OR ANYONE ELSE ON HER BACKSIDE AND THAT HE DID NOT GET THIS JOB BECAUSE HIS DAD IS COLIN POWELL.  HE'S A LAWYER, AND HE'S REALLY SMART, AND NEPOTISM PLAYED NO ROLE WHATSOEVER IN HIS ELEVATION TO HIGH PUBLIC OFFICE.  NO WAY.  HE GOT TO BE CHAIRMAN OF THE FCC IN EXACTLY THE SAME WAY THAT GEORGE W. BUSH GOT TO BE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES AND ALL OF THOSE NEW ST. ANDREWS FACULTY MEMBERS WHO HAPPEN TO BE RELATED BY BLOOD OR MARRIAGE TO DOUG WILSON GOT THEIR ACADEMIC APPOINTMENTS.  NO WAIT . . . SCRATCH THAT.  CHAIRMAN POWELL WILL BE CHECKING HIS RESUME AND GETTING BACK TO YOU.  SOON.  OVER AND OUT.  OR WHATEVER.

Well, hell, visionaries.  Sorry about that.  Who knew that the mere threat of a mooning would cause such a ruckus?  Jeez, Moscow is dull in the fall.  Let's have an election or something to liven things up.

Joan Opyr/Auntie Establishment
Serving Idaho's liberal elite since 1993



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