[Vision2020] Inspirational Story of the Cult Master's Testicles: A Response to Saundra Lund

Art Deco aka W. Fox deco@moscow.com
Sun, 2 May 2004 19:40:01 -0700


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Saundra (and other Normal Folks),



Thank you for your Vision 2020 reposting, appropriately on Sunday, of some of
Moscow, Idaho Christ Church Cult Master Douglas Wilson's views on women.



Wilson's deep, gut-churning, almost-lethal-flatulence producing fear and massive
ignorance of women as well as his quavering horror of castration torturously
screams out from his writings.  However, it is too late for him to worry about
losing his balls.  Fait Accompli.



Further, it is particularly uncanny that you raised the issue of the Cult Master
's testicles at this particular time!



I've just been updated about their status by inside man Gray Greenphlegm (Zoomie
's Bakery, Booger's Coffee House, Greenphlegm Coffee, Balls and Crotch Book
Stall, etc.).  The true story of the misadventures of the Cult Master's balls is
a marvelous, divinely inspired, modern religious parable.



We last heard of the Cult Master's balls when they were in the hands (no pun
intended) of Rose Huskey, sorceress and excisor by her wit of pathetic Douglas
Wilson's balls.



Rose was exhibiting these singular objects around the Palouse not only because
they formerly belonged to the Cult Master, but because of their curious,
unexpected properties.  First, coming from such a large, obese man the testicles
were tiny and underdeveloped.  Second, they were not ovoid but round like those
of a hyena.  Third, they were not flesh colored but were an amazing bright
scarlet.  "They look like rotten miniature beets!" exclaimed both attorney
Gregor Dickistoosmal and Aaron Retch of the Collegiate Deformed Fellowship.



Rose Huskey is a practical woman.  For exhibition purposes, she was carrying the
Cult Master's testicles around in a zip-lock bag.  Unfortunately, she was almost
run down in that dangerous crosswalk by the Moscow Police Station.  During her
scurry, she accidentally dropped Douglas Wilson's balls.



Fortunately, they were immediately found by Eileen I. Wantout, famous, eccentric
Moscow sculptress and member of the Christ Church Cult.



It is well known that an insanely driving creative urge sometimes seizes and
possesses Ms. Wantout.  This time the urge hit her when she was in a
semi-comatose state induced by listening to one of Douglas Wilson's taped
sermons.  In her impaired state she mistook the Cult Master's balls for
play-dough.  She then tried to fashion them into shapes of small animals and
religious icons.  Unfortunately, this did not work.



Giving her effort up as a lost cause, Eileen returned the Cult Master's mangled
balls to their zip-lock bag and absentmindedly put them in her purse.  Like
Thales of yore, Eileen sometimes wanders about with her wits focused on things
other than where she is going or what she is doing.  Consequently, her purse was
snatched.



When the snatcher opened the purse to extract its treasures, the first thing he
discovered was the Cult Master's tiny, mangled balls.  This so thoroughly
discommoded the snatcher that he threw the zip-lock bag with the tiny scarlet,
rotten beet look-alikes into the first automobile with an open window he found.



Miraculously, the receiving vessel belonged to Norma Stonewell, internationally
famous painter.  Stonewell had recently and graciously volunteered to do an 11 x
8 foot inspirational painting for the University of Idaho's Women's Center.  She
was artistically blocked, however, because she was unable to find a pigment of
just the right color for strategic parts of her brilliant artistic conception.



Talk about divine serendipity!  The Cult Master's balls were exactly the natural
color Stonewell was looking for!



The rest is history.  Stonewell immediately took the Cult Master's testicles to
her studio.  Norma then crushed and ground Douglas Wilson's balls with her
massive mortar and pestle, adding secret ingredients and thus making pigment
from them.  She then painted feverishly for several weeks to produce her now
famous masterpiece of classical religious allegory.



As most of you know the painting depicts a young woman standing triumphantly
over the body of a dead pastor who had just ordered her death by stoning in a
great, blithering rage.  The young woman had dared to declare that women have
the same rights as men!  The pastor depicted in the painting is an utterly
unmistakable image of the gluttonous Douglas Wilson.



Exhibiting a brilliant stroke of divinely inspired, stunning symbolism and
subtext, the painting clearly shows that the pastor choked to death after
swallowing a gargantuan gob of eagle feces.  There is no other reasonable
interpretation than this massive, multi-colored, amorphous mass fell from the
sky just as the pastor was looking upward exhorting God to visit holy, heinous,
basaltic vengeance on the young woman.



Stonewell's vivid, meticulous portraiture of the nearby, still circling eagle
and the scrupulously detailed partially saliva-covered flecks and jagged clumps
of eagle feces spewed in and around the mouth and beard of the dead pastor
(whose lips and interior mouth were colored in part using the pigment described
above) are considered to be the finest examples of micro-detailing in the
history of painting.  In fact, as most know, Stonewell unanimously won the Nobel
Prize for this magnificent work of art as well as unanimously winning many other
prestigious awards.  Many claim that in voting for all these awards, the juries
were directly guided by the hand of God.



Norma Stonewell's painting, entitled "God Drops a Hint", adorns a wall of the UI
Women's Center.  Despite having lost his balls, this exhibition must make Cult
Master Douglas Wilson feel especially warm and prickly all over:  His former
testicles are now helping to inspire women of all ages, races, and sexual
orientations toward achieving full equality and full self-realization.



In a previous posting the following was mentioned when Wilson's son-in-law, Ben
Merkle, also lost his balls also to Rose Huskey's castrating wit.  (Now, Ben's
balls are enshrined in the giant jar of pickled eggs at the Corner Club.)
According to the Know-Alls at Christian Bestiality, testicles from an Athabaskan
pygmy goat could normally be transplanted onto the Cult Master.  This was
diligently and strenuously tried, but unfortunately, the operation was a
failure.  The goat testicles rejected the patient.



Sincerely,


Wayne

Art Deco  (Wayne Fox)
deco@moscow.com




----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Saundra Lund" <sslund@adelphia.net>
To: "'Art Deco aka W. Fox'" <deco@moscow.com>; "'Vision 2020'"
<vision2020@moscow.com>
Sent: Sunday, May 02, 2004 10:07 AM
Subject: RE: [Vision2020] Cult Master: Women should not be able to choose to
defend their country


| Hi Mr. Fox,
|
| I'm not at all surprised by Wilson's Absent Without Leave blog entry.  For
| the benefit of new V2020 members and for those who may have missed it the
| first time around, I'm going to repost part of my "Why Moscow?" post from a
| couple of months ago.
|
| Wilson has written:
| "If those who hate the Word of God can succeed in getting Christians to be
| embarrassed by any portion of the Word of God, then that portion will
| continually be employed as a battering ram against the godly principles that
| are currently under attack.  In our day, three of the principal issues are
| abortion, feminism, and sodomy."
| http://www.credenda.org/old/issues/vol4/them4-6.htm
|
| Clearly, then, we understand Wilson and his church's position on "abortion,
| feminism, and sodomy."  <sigh>
|
| However, how many of us knew that Wilson's opposition to equal rights for
| women is rabid enough that should women be allowed in combat to defend our
| country, he would advocate the following?
|
| "The American military is currently acting the part of a weak sister.  The
| pressure is on to bring women into combat roles. . . Indications of our
| cultural dissolution are legion these days, but this one ranks in the top
| five . . . A nation defended by her women is a nation no longer worth
| defending.  When women are placed in the front line of defense, every
| Christian man should walk away from the cause of that nation as being
| beneath contempt.  Taking this a step further, a nation as far gone as to
| think that women in combat is a viable way to go is a nation which is no
| longer defensible in principle-even if there remains a misguided desire to
| defend it.  Men who understand their duties in this regard . . . should
| recognize that the result of all our evangelical dithering about is that the
| nation which we call the United States has already been lost."
| http://www.credenda.org/issues/10-3husbandry.php
|
| Wow!
|
| Since the US is already "lost," what, then, is a man to do?  Well, never
| fear because Wilson has your answer, and it offers further insight into his
| empire building here in Moscow:
|
| "Families should begin congregating in communities where these duties are
| understood, and the men of those communities have every intention of
| fulfilling those duties.  Christian men who are in the military should get
| out at the first lawful opportunity and move to a community where they may
| defend their families instead of their current unwilling defense of the
| feminist agenda . . . The prohibition to women in Deuteronomy 22:5 is one
| which blindsides us.  We knew abortion and homosexuality were abominations."
|
| Double-wow!!  So, is it Wilson's perception that *our* Moscow community
| *doesn't* support women's rights (among other things)???  I guess he thinks
| it doesn't really matter what our community values since his empire is
| recruiting people to move to our community who share his desires for a
| theocracy -- I guess he figures (incorrectly, I hope) that has to start
| someplace, so he's targeted our community as the first step  :-(  That seems
| clear to me in spite of Wilson's public protestations otherwise.
|
| I hope and pray this community will continue to wake up and smell Wilson's
| coffee . . . and understand *why* it's necessary to speak out against such
| wickedness.  He has a very clearly stated agenda that I believe is abhorrent
| to our community and flatly antithetical to what makes our community Moscow.
|
| But, please, Please, PLEASE *don't* take my word for it!  Go straight to the
| horse's mouth and read Wilson's own published words.  Compare and contrast
| what he says when he's talking to others who share his beliefs with what he
| says when he's addressing those who don't share his particular flavor of
| Christianity.  As a community, I hope we will continue to use our collective
| critical thinking skills to keep the wool from being pulled over our eyes.
|
| So, please remind me again:  who is it that's supposed to be intolerant???
|
|
| Saundra Lund
| Proud Intoleristas
| Moscow, ID
|
| -----Original Message-----
| From: vision2020-admin@moscow.com [mailto:vision2020-admin@moscow.com] On
| Behalf Of Art Deco aka W. Fox
| Sent: Friday, April 30, 2004 1:10 PM
| To: Vision 2020
| Subject: [Vision2020] Cult Master: Women should not be able to choose to
| defend their country
|
|
| Normal Folks,
|
| The following is a dido (perhaps, some might uncivilly say "dildo"[you can
| infer his target]) from Christ Church Cult Master Douglas Wilson's
| self-sucking weblog (webblot?) www.dougwils.com.
|
| Not only should women be disallowed from being on the board of his two-bit
| cult school, Bogus School, (despite the fact at the time of his initial
| suggestion, both the President and Prime Minister of Finland were women),
| but apparently women should not be given the freedom to choose how they wish
| to serve their country!
|
| It also appears that it is more important to the Cult Master that he win his
| private "cultural conflict" (anti-egalitarism) than it is for the U.S. to
| bring the conflict in Iraq to a satisfactory conclusion (assuming one is
| possible).
|
| Can you say "pathological egomaniacal megalomania" or the less polite
| equivalent?
|
| Wayne
|
| Art Deco  (Wayne Fox)
| deco@moscow.com
|
| __________________________________________________
| Absent Without Leave
| Topic: Current Events
|
| As the war in Iraq grinds on, multiple lessons can be gleaned from it. And
| not all the lessons have anything to do with the tactical details of this
| particular war.
|
| One of the most strking things about this conflict is that when I see
| talking heads on the teevee talking about it, whether they support or oppose
| the war, whether they are conservative or liberal, they always manage to get
| in something about how they of course support "our brave men and women" in
| uniform. And there, with those two words -- "and women" -- we have a
| showcase example of how our domestic kennel-fed conservative leaders do not
| have any earthly idea of what kind of cultural conflict we are in.
| Apparently victory in Iraq is important enough that we should purchase it
| through fundamental defeats here at home.
|
| When young girls are killed or maimed in combat, where are the leading
| conservative spokesmen who take the opportunity to raise the point and press
| it? Why does no one point out that the abomination is, you know, abominable?
| Of course, they don't do it then out of consideration for the grieving
| families. And they don't do it later because there is no reason to when the
| heat is off. For all the saber-rattling conservatives can do when it comes
| to fighting backward nations with high-tech weaponry, when it comes to an
| issue that might require actual courage from them, they are to use a
| military term, AWOL.

| Posted by Douglas Wilson - 4/30/2004 9:22:06 AM
| http://www.dougwils.com/index.asp?Action=Anchor&CategoryID=1&BlogID=64
|
|
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<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">Saundra (and other =
Normal=20
Folks),</P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">Thank you for your =
Vision 2020=20
reposting, appropriately on Sunday, of some of Moscow, Idaho Christ =
Church Cult=20
Master Douglas Wilson=92s views on women.</P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">Wilson=92s deep, =
gut-churning,=20
almost-lethal-flatulence producing fear and massive ignorance of women =
as well=20
as his quavering horror of castration torturously screams out&nbsp;from =
his=20
writings.<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN>However, it is =
too late=20
for him to worry about losing his balls.<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: =
yes">&nbsp;=20
</SPAN>Fait Accompli.</P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">Further, it is=20
<STRONG>particularly uncanny</STRONG> that you raised the issue of the =
Cult=20
Master=92s testicles at this particular time!</P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">I=92ve just been =
updated about=20
their status by inside man Gray Greenphlegm (Zoomie=92s Bakery, =
Booger=92s Coffee=20
House, Greenphlegm Coffee, Balls and Crotch Book Stall, etc.). <SPAN=20
style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;</SPAN>The true story of the =
misadventures of=20
the Cult Master=92s balls is a marvelous, divinely inspired, modern =
religious=20
parable.</P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">We last heard of the =
Cult=20
Master=92s balls when they were in the hands (no pun intended) of Rose =
Huskey,=20
sorceress and excisor by her wit of pathetic Douglas Wilson=92s =
balls.</P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">Rose was exhibiting =
these=20
singular objects around the Palouse not only because they formerly =
belonged to=20
the Cult Master, but because of their curious, unexpected =
properties.<SPAN=20
style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN>First, coming from such a =
large, obese=20
man the testicles were tiny and underdeveloped.<SPAN=20
style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN>Second, they were not ovoid =
but round=20
like those of a hyena.<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; =
</SPAN>Third, they=20
were not flesh colored but were an amazing bright scarlet.<SPAN=20
style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN>=93They look like rotten =
miniature beets!=94=20
exclaimed both attorney Gregor Dickistoosmal and Aaron Retch of the =
Collegiate=20
Deformed Fellowship.</P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">Rose Huskey is a =
practical=20
woman.<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN>For exhibition =
purposes, she=20
was carrying the Cult Master=92s testicles around in a zip-lock =
bag.<SPAN=20
style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN>Unfortunately, she was almost =
run down=20
in that dangerous crosswalk by the Moscow Police Station.<SPAN=20
style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN>During her scurry, she =
accidentally=20
dropped Douglas Wilson=92s balls.</P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">Fortunately, they =
were=20
immediately found by Eileen I. Wantout, famous, eccentric Moscow =
sculptress and=20
member of the Christ Church Cult.</P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">It is well known that =
an insanely=20
driving creative urge sometimes seizes and possesses Ms. Wantout.<SPAN=20
style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN>This time the urge hit her =
when she was=20
in a semi-comatose state induced by listening to one of Douglas =
Wilson=92s taped=20
sermons.<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN>In her impaired =
state she=20
mistook the Cult Master=92s balls for play-dough.<SPAN=20
style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN>She then tried to fashion them =
into=20
shapes of small animals and religious icons.<SPAN=20
style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN>Unfortunately, this did not =
work.</P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">Giving her effort up =
as a lost=20
cause, Eileen returned the Cult Master=92s mangled balls to their =
zip-lock bag and=20
absentmindedly put them in her purse.<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: =
yes">&nbsp;=20
</SPAN>Like Thales of yore, Eileen sometimes wanders about with her wits =
focused=20
on things other than where she is going or what she is doing.<SPAN=20
style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN>Consequently, her purse was=20
snatched.</P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">When the snatcher =
opened the=20
purse to extract its treasures, the first thing he discovered was the =
Cult=20
Master=92s tiny, mangled balls.<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; =
</SPAN>This=20
so thoroughly discommoded the snatcher that he threw the zip-lock bag =
with the=20
tiny scarlet, rotten beet look-alikes into the first automobile with an =
open=20
window he found.</P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">Miraculously, the =
receiving=20
vessel belonged to Norma Stonewell, internationally famous painter.<SPAN =

style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN>Stonewell had recently and =
graciously=20
volunteered to do an 11 x 8 foot inspirational painting for the =
University of=20
Idaho=92s Women=92s Center.<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; =
</SPAN>She was=20
artistically blocked, however, because she was unable to find a pigment =
of just=20
the right color for strategic parts of her brilliant artistic =
conception.</P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">Talk about divine =
serendipity!=20
<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;</SPAN>The Cult Master=92s balls =
were=20
exactly the natural color Stonewell was looking for!</P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">The rest is =
history.<SPAN=20
style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN>Stonewell immediately took the =
Cult=20
Master=92s testicles to her studio. <SPAN=20
style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;</SPAN>Norma then crushed and ground =
Douglas=20
Wilson=92s balls with her massive mortar and pestle, adding secret =
ingredients and=20
thus making pigment from them.<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; =
</SPAN>She=20
then painted feverishly for several weeks to produce her now famous =
masterpiece=20
of classical religious allegory.</P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">As most of you know =
the painting=20
depicts a young woman standing triumphantly over the body of a dead =
pastor who=20
had just ordered her death by stoning in a great, blithering rage. <SPAN =

style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;</SPAN>The young woman had dared to =
declare that=20
women have the same rights as men!<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: =
yes">&nbsp;=20
</SPAN>The pastor depicted in the painting is an utterly unmistakable =
image of=20
the gluttonous Douglas Wilson.</P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">Exhibiting a =
brilliant stroke of=20
divinely inspired, stunning symbolism and subtext, the painting clearly =
shows=20
that the pastor choked to death after swallowing a gargantuan gob of =
eagle=20
feces. <SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;</SPAN>There is no other =
reasonable=20
interpretation than this massive, multi-colored, amorphous mass fell =
from the=20
sky just as the pastor was looking upward exhorting God to visit holy, =
heinous,=20
basaltic vengeance on the young woman.</P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">Stonewell=92s vivid, =
meticulous=20
portraiture of the nearby, still circling eagle and the scrupulously =
detailed=20
partially saliva-covered flecks and jagged clumps of eagle feces spewed =
in and=20
around the mouth and beard of the dead pastor (whose lips and interior =
mouth=20
were colored in part using the pigment described above) are considered =
to be the=20
finest examples of micro-detailing in the history of painting.<SPAN=20
style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN>In fact, as most know, =
Stonewell=20
unanimously won the Nobel Prize for this magnificent work of art as well =
as=20
unanimously winning many other prestigious awards.<SPAN=20
style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN>Many claim that in voting for =
all these=20
awards, the juries were directly guided by the hand of God.</P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">Norma Stonewell=92s =
painting,=20
entitled =93<B style=3D"mso-bidi-font-weight: normal">God Drops a =
Hint</B>=94, adorns=20
a wall of the UI Women=92s Center.<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: =
yes">&nbsp;=20
</SPAN>Despite having lost his balls, this exhibition must make Cult =
Master=20
Douglas Wilson feel especially warm and prickly all over:<SPAN=20
style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN>His former testicles are now =
helping to=20
inspire women of all ages, races, and sexual orientations toward =
achieving full=20
equality and full self-realization.</P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">In a previous posting =
the=20
following was mentioned when Wilson=92s son-in-law, Ben Merkle, also =
lost his=20
balls also to Rose Huskey=92s castrating wit.<SPAN=20
style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN>(Now, Ben=92s balls are =
enshrined in the=20
giant jar of pickled eggs at the Corner Club.) <SPAN=20
style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;</SPAN>According to the Know-Alls at =
<A=20
href=3D"http://www.christkirk.com/">Christian Bestiality</A>, testicles =
from an=20
Athabaskan pygmy goat could normally be transplanted onto the Cult =
Master.<SPAN=20
style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN>This was diligently and =
strenuously=20
tried, but unfortunately, the operation was a failure.<SPAN=20
style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN>The goat testicles rejected =
the=20
patient.</P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">Sincerely,</P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in =
0pt"><o:p>&nbsp;<BR>Wayne</o:p></P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p><FONT =
size=3D5><FONT=20
size=3D4><FONT size=3D3>Art Deco&nbsp; (Wayne Fox)<BR></FONT><A=20
href=3D"mailto:deco@moscow.com"><FONT=20
size=3D3>deco@moscow.com</FONT></A></FONT></FONT></o:p></P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p><FONT =
size=3D5><FONT=20
size=3D4><BR>&nbsp;</P></FONT></FONT></o:p></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D4>----- Original Message ----- </FONT>
<DIV><FONT size=3D4>From: "Saundra Lund" &lt;</FONT><A=20
href=3D"mailto:sslund@adelphia.net"><FONT=20
size=3D4>sslund@adelphia.net</FONT></A><FONT size=3D4>&gt;</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D4>To: "'Art Deco aka W. Fox'" &lt;</FONT><A=20
href=3D"mailto:deco@moscow.com"><FONT =
size=3D4>deco@moscow.com</FONT></A><FONT=20
size=3D4>&gt;; "'Vision 2020'" &lt;</FONT><A=20
href=3D"mailto:vision2020@moscow.com"><FONT=20
size=3D4>vision2020@moscow.com</FONT></A><FONT =
size=3D4>&gt;</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D4>Sent: Sunday, May 02, 2004 10:07 AM</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D4>Subject: RE: [Vision2020] Cult Master: Women should =
not be=20
able to choose to defend their country</FONT></DIV></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D4><BR></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D4>| Hi Mr. Fox,<BR>| <BR>| I'm not at all surprised by =
Wilson's=20
Absent Without Leave blog entry.&nbsp; For<BR>| the benefit of new V2020 =
members=20
and for those who may have missed it the<BR>| first time around, I'm =
going to=20
repost part of my "Why Moscow?" post from a<BR>| couple of months =
ago.<BR>|=20
<BR>| Wilson has written:<BR>| "If those who hate the Word of God can =
succeed in=20
getting Christians to be<BR>| embarrassed by any portion of the Word of =
God,=20
then that portion will<BR>| continually be employed as a battering ram =
against=20
the godly principles that<BR>| are currently under attack.&nbsp; In our =
day,=20
three of the principal issues are<BR>| abortion, feminism, and =
sodomy."<BR>|=20
</FONT><A =
href=3D"http://www.credenda.org/old/issues/vol4/them4-6.htm"><FONT=20
size=3D4>http://www.credenda.org/old/issues/vol4/them4-6.htm</FONT></A><B=
R><FONT=20
size=3D4>| <BR>| Clearly, then, we understand Wilson and his church's =
position on=20
"abortion,<BR>| feminism, and sodomy."&nbsp; &lt;sigh&gt;<BR>| <BR>| =
However,=20
how many of us knew that Wilson's opposition to equal rights for<BR>| =
women is=20
rabid enough that should women be allowed in combat to defend our<BR>| =
country,=20
he would advocate the following?<BR>| <BR>| "The American military is =
currently=20
acting the part of a weak sister.&nbsp; The<BR>| pressure is on to bring =
women=20
into combat roles. . . Indications of our<BR>| cultural dissolution are =
legion=20
these days, but this one ranks in the top<BR>| five . . . A nation =
defended by=20
her women is a nation no longer worth<BR>| defending.&nbsp; When women =
are=20
placed in the front line of defense, every<BR>| Christian man should =
walk away=20
from the cause of that nation as being<BR>| beneath contempt.&nbsp; =
Taking this=20
a step further, a nation as far gone as to<BR>| think that women in =
combat is a=20
viable way to go is a nation which is no<BR>| longer defensible in=20
principle-even if there remains a misguided desire to<BR>| defend =
it.&nbsp; Men=20
who understand their duties in this regard . . . should<BR>| recognize =
that the=20
result of all our evangelical dithering about is that the<BR>| nation =
which we=20
call the United States has already been lost."<BR>| </FONT><A=20
href=3D"http://www.credenda.org/issues/10-3husbandry.php"><FONT=20
size=3D4>http://www.credenda.org/issues/10-3husbandry.php</FONT></A><BR><=
FONT=20
size=3D4>| <BR>| Wow!<BR>| <BR>| Since the US is already "lost," what, =
then, is a=20
man to do?&nbsp; Well, never<BR>| fear because Wilson has your answer, =
and it=20
offers further insight into his<BR>| empire building here in =
Moscow:<BR>| <BR>|=20
"Families should begin congregating in communities where these duties =
are<BR>|=20
understood, and the men of those communities have every intention =
of<BR>|=20
fulfilling those duties.&nbsp; Christian men who are in the military =
should=20
get<BR>| out at the first lawful opportunity and move to a community =
where they=20
may<BR>| defend their families instead of their current unwilling =
defense of=20
the<BR>| feminist agenda . . . The prohibition to women in Deuteronomy =
22:5 is=20
one<BR>| which blindsides us.&nbsp; We knew abortion and homosexuality =
were=20
abominations."<BR>| <BR>| Double-wow!!&nbsp; So, is it Wilson's =
perception that=20
*our* Moscow community<BR>| *doesn't* support women's rights (among =
other=20
things)???&nbsp; I guess he thinks<BR>| it doesn't really matter what =
our=20
community values since his empire is<BR>| recruiting people to move to =
our=20
community who share his desires for a<BR>| theocracy -- I guess he =
figures=20
(incorrectly, I hope) that has to start<BR>| someplace, so he's targeted =
our=20
community as the first step&nbsp; :-(&nbsp; That seems<BR>| clear to me =
in spite=20
of Wilson's public protestations otherwise.<BR>| <BR>| I hope and pray =
this=20
community will continue to wake up and smell Wilson's<BR>| coffee . . . =
and=20
understand *why* it's necessary to speak out against such<BR>| =
wickedness.&nbsp;=20
He has a very clearly stated agenda that I believe is abhorrent<BR>| to =
our=20
community and flatly antithetical to what makes our community =
Moscow.<BR>| <BR>|=20
But, please, Please, PLEASE *don't* take my word for it!&nbsp; Go =
straight to=20
the<BR>| horse's mouth and read Wilson's own published words.&nbsp; =
Compare and=20
contrast<BR>| what he says when he's talking to others who share his =
beliefs=20
with what he<BR>| says when he's addressing those who don't share his =
particular=20
flavor of<BR>| Christianity.&nbsp; As a community, I hope we will =
continue to=20
use our collective<BR>| critical thinking skills to keep the wool from =
being=20
pulled over our eyes.<BR>| <BR>| So, please remind me again:&nbsp; who =
is it=20
that's supposed to be intolerant???<BR>| <BR>| <BR>| Saundra Lund<BR>| =
Proud=20
Intoleristas<BR>| Moscow, ID<BR>| <BR>| -----Original Message-----<BR>| =
From:=20
</FONT><A href=3D"mailto:vision2020-admin@moscow.com"><FONT=20
size=3D4>vision2020-admin@moscow.com</FONT></A><FONT size=3D4>=20
[mailto:vision2020-admin@moscow.com] On<BR>| Behalf Of Art Deco aka W. =
Fox<BR>|=20
Sent: Friday, April 30, 2004 1:10 PM<BR>| To: Vision 2020<BR>| Subject:=20
[Vision2020] Cult Master: Women should not be able to choose to<BR>| =
defend=20
their country<BR>| <BR>| <BR>| Normal Folks,<BR>| <BR>| The following is =
a dido=20
(perhaps, some might uncivilly say "dildo"[you can<BR>| infer his =
target]) from=20
Christ Church Cult Master Douglas Wilson's<BR>| self-sucking weblog =
(webblot?)=20
</FONT><A href=3D"http://www.dougwils.com"><FONT=20
size=3D4>www.dougwils.com</FONT></A><FONT size=3D4>. <BR>| <BR>| Not =
only should=20
women be disallowed from being on the board of his two-bit<BR>| cult =
school,=20
Bogus School, (despite the fact at the time of his initial<BR>| =
suggestion, both=20
the President and Prime Minister of Finland were women),<BR>| but =
apparently=20
women should not be given the freedom to choose how they wish<BR>| to =
serve=20
their country!<BR>| <BR>| It also appears that it is more important to =
the Cult=20
Master that he win his<BR>| private "cultural conflict" =
(anti-egalitarism) than=20
it is for the U.S. to<BR>| bring the conflict in Iraq to a satisfactory=20
conclusion (assuming one is<BR>| possible).<BR>| <BR>| Can you say =
"pathological=20
egomaniacal megalomania" or the less polite<BR>| equivalent?<BR>| <BR>|=20
Wayne<BR>| <BR>| Art Deco&nbsp; (Wayne Fox)<BR>| </FONT><A=20
href=3D"mailto:deco@moscow.com"><FONT =
size=3D4>deco@moscow.com</FONT></A><BR><FONT=20
size=3D4>| <BR>| __________________________________________________<BR>| =
<FONT=20
face=3DGaramond size=3D3>Absent Without Leave<BR>| Topic: Current =
Events<BR>| <BR>|=20
As the war in Iraq grinds on, multiple lessons can be gleaned from it. =
And<BR>|=20
not all the lessons have anything to do with the tactical details of =
this<BR>|=20
particular war.<BR>| <BR>| One of the most strking things about this =
conflict is=20
that when I see<BR>| talking heads on the teevee talking about it, =
whether they=20
support or oppose<BR>| the war, whether they are conservative or =
liberal, they=20
always manage to get<BR>| in something about how they of course support =
"our=20
brave men and women" in<BR>| uniform. And there, with those two words -- =
"and=20
women" -- we have a<BR>| showcase example of how our domestic kennel-fed =

conservative leaders do not<BR>| have any earthly idea of what kind of =
cultural=20
conflict we are in.<BR>| Apparently victory in Iraq is important enough =
that we=20
should purchase it<BR>| through fundamental defeats here at home.<BR>| =
<BR>|=20
When young girls are killed or maimed in combat, where are the =
leading<BR>|=20
conservative spokesmen who take the opportunity to raise the point and=20
press<BR>| it? Why does no one point out that the abomination is, you =
know,=20
abominable?<BR>| Of course, they don't do it then out of consideration =
for the=20
grieving<BR>| families. And they don't do it later because there is no =
reason to=20
when the<BR>| heat is off. For all the saber-rattling conservatives can =
do when=20
it comes<BR>| to fighting backward nations with high-tech weaponry, when =
it=20
comes to an<BR>| issue that might require actual courage from them, they =
are to=20
use a<BR>| military term, AWOL.</FONT></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D4><FONT face=3DGaramond size=3D3><BR>| <FONT =
face=3DArial=20
size=3D1>Posted by Douglas Wilson - 4/30/2004 9:22:06 =
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