[Vision2020] Re: excommunication

[Carl Westberg]

Amy, I'm sorry to hear you don't give a whig about golf. I think I am, 
anyway. What's a whig?  Is it a good or bad thing?  Regarding whether the 
Bishops in my church wear dresses...I don't know.  I don't have any Bishops, 
straight, gay, or whatever.  My church isn't going through the growth boom 
that Sister Joan's church is currently enjoying.  Frankly, I'm still the 
only member.  Every time I convert someone, they end up sinning against me 
and I have to excommunicate them.  I'm finding out that being a religious 
leader and cutting edge ruler of community standards isn't all that easy.    
                                                                             
                                                                             
                                                                             
                                             Carl Westberg Jr.


>From: "amy smoucha" <asmoucha@hotmail.com>
>Reply-To: asmoucha@hotmail.com
>To: vision2020@moscow.com
>Subject: RE: [Vision2020] Re: excommunication
>Date: Tue, 23 Mar 2004 21:42:51 -0600
>
>Weeellllllll, first of all I won't wear a dress.  Second, I need to know 
>what kind of head gear Bishop-hood requires.  Third--I must disclose that I 
>am 100% Polish which, among other things, means you may be stuck with me 
>for a very long time.
>
>Beyond those few issues, I would love being a Bishop and I'd like to 
>immediately convene a council where we can seriously discuss how everyone 
>in the world must behave and draft encycli-somethings to tell them so.  I 
>wanta be the boss of everyone.  (Carl, I don't give a whig about golf, so 
>your church is outside my interest area.  But, for the heck of it, do your 
>Bishops wear dresses?)
>
>
>----Original Message Follows----
>From: "Joan Opyr" <auntiestablishment@hotmail.com>
>To: "Vision2020 Moscow" <vision2020@moscow.com>
>Subject: [Vision2020] Re: excommunication
>Date: Tue, 23 Mar 2004 10:12:53 -0800
>
> >PS Joan.  If you excommunicate me from your church, I'll form a splinter
> >group and misrepresent the hell out of your message.  I'll call my sect 
>the
> >Church of (not so) Auntie Establishment, and insist upon the lower case 
>in
> >the parentheses, but who will know the difference?
>
> >Amy
>
>I'd never excommunicate you, Amy.  You're one of the five people on earth 
>from whom I'm willing to take correction!
>
>In fact, would you like to be a bishop?
>
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