[Vision2020] Tuesday Morning Comedy Break

[Tom Hansen]

The phone rings at FBI headquarters. "Hello?"

"I'm calling to report my neighbor. He is hiding marijuana inside his
firewood."

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, FBI agents descend on the neighbor's house. They search the
shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of
wood, but find no marijuana. They swear at the neighbors and leave.

The phone rings at the neighbors house. Hey, Adrian, did the FBI come?"

"Yep."

"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yep."

"Great, now it's your turn to call. I need my garden plowed."

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Take care,

Tom Hansen

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!"
-Robin Williams