[Vision2020] Gettin' Religion!
Dick Schmidt
dickschmidt@moscow.com
Fri, 5 Mar 2004 15:21:53 -0800
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Three little boys were concerned because they couldn't get anyone to =
play
with them. They decided it was because they had not been baptized and
didn't go to Sunday School. So, they went to the nearest church. Only =
the janitor
was there. One said, "We need to be baptized because no one will come =
out
and play with us. Will you baptize us?" "Sure," said the janitor. He =
took
them into the bathroom and dunked their heads in the toilet bowl, one =
at a
time. Then he said, "Now go out and play." When they got outside, =
dripping
wet, one of them asked,
"What religion do you think we are?" The oldest one said, "We're not
Katlick, because they pour the water on
you. We're not Babtis because they dunk all of you in it. We're not
Methdiss because they just sprinkle you."
The littlest one said, "Didn't you smell that water?"
"Yeah! What do you think that means?"=20
"I think it means that we're Pisscopalians."
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<DIV><BR> Three little boys were concerned because they couldn't =
get anyone=20
to play<BR> with them. They decided it was because they had not =
been=20
baptized and<BR> didn't go to Sunday School. So, they went to =
the=20
nearest church. Only the janitor<BR> was there. One said, "We need =
to be=20
baptized because no one will come out<BR> and play with us. =
Will you=20
baptize us?" "Sure," said the janitor. He took<BR> them into =
the=20
bathroom and dunked their heads in the toilet bowl, one at=20
a<BR> time. Then he said, "Now go out and play." When they =
got=20
outside, dripping<BR> wet, one of them asked,<BR><BR> "What =
religion=20
do you think we are?" The oldest one said, "We're =
not<BR> Katlick,=20
because they pour the water on<BR> you. We're not Babtis because =
they dunk=20
all of you in it. We're not<BR> Methdiss because they just =
sprinkle=20
you."<BR> The littlest one said, "Didn't you smell that =
water?"</DIV>
<DIV> "Yeah! What do you think that means?" </DIV>
<DIV> "I think it means that we're =
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