[Vision2020] dougsplotch.net

Captain Kirker captainkirker@hotmail.com
Sat, 28 Feb 2004 14:04:38 +0000


D “the Bubba” J,

I have a better idea. Why don’t you take your winnings and visit the Coeur 
d’Alene Casino? Do an all-nighter. Let it ride. Buy a round for everyone. 
Run up the bill. After you lose a couple geees, submit the bill to the 
elders. You’ve already established that raiding the tithe doesn’t embarrass 
them. You called it “brilliant.” Well, let their brilliance shine. Surely 
they will refund your money “in order to keep this from becoming a point of 
stumbling.” Double your fun, Bubba.

Then go to your own place.

I am the Captain at your service.



From: "Doug Jones" <credenda@moscow.com>
To: "'Vision 20/20'" <vision2020@moscow.com>
Subject: RE: [Vision2020] dougsplotch.net
Date: Fri, 27 Feb 2004 13:35:13 -0500

Some anonymous person writing about shame and integrity wrote:

 > A kirker in good standing recently told me, “Doug Jones is going straight 
to
 > hell.” He went on to describe Jones as the “Wormtongue” of Christ Church.
 > This kirker is not alone. A local pastor calls Doug Jones the Joseph
 > Goebbels of Christ Church

Woohoo! I won! I won! Hell, Wormtongue AND Goebbels!  I finally won the
office pool!  It’s taken a long time, but I’m glad to be on top. Now I’m
taking my winnings and heading for a night out at the Red Door.

Doug Jones

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