[Vision2020] Bennie: Get that degree!

Wed, 18 Feb 2004 08:26:21 -0800

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Dear Bennie,

You should pay no attention to all those scoffers of your attempts to
procure a box-top, no coursework PhD.  Especially ignore the cunning taunts
of the unservile, doesn't know a woman's true place in the universe Rose
Huskey.  (See what happens when you kindly educate women!)

If you can Google, you will find that tens of thousands of your homologues
have paid sometimes as much as $100.00 to get a no coursework high school
diploma simply by writing an essay on what they did last summer or a similar
topic.  (A no coursework PhD may cost up to $250.00!)  Pay no attention to
the articles in business magazines exposing these scams, pardon me, schools
to executives and personnel managers - probably just sour grapes.

Ms. Huskey does have a castrating wit which appears to have completed its
excision on you (and also on your father-in-law, the Cult Master.  Why else
would he cravenly flee Vision 2020 with his tail tightly tucked between his
hind legs?).

But in your favor and against my better judgment I took the advice of Ms.
Huskey and visited the website of the Evangelical College of Wales.  Very
impressive!  They appear to have at least six full time employees.

But I wonder:  are you as disturbed as I am at the very striking resemblance
between Evangelical College of Wales President, the Rev. Dr. Noel Gibbard
http://www.etcw.ac.uk/Staff/Staff.htm, and an aged version of Melvin
Cosnowski, the What Me Worry? Poster Person of Mad Magazine?

Never mind.  I urge you to complete this degree.  It may be your ticket out
of your present dehumanizing, dead-end job for working for your demanding,
draining, manipulative father-in-law.*

Sincerely,

Wayne Fox

*PS.  If you are successful in escaping your non-forgiving father-in-law's
buzzard-like clutches, maybe Rose Huskey will give you your testicles back -
though they are a bit soiled and slightly decomposed from their frequent
exhibition by Ms. Huskey to many Palouse region residents.

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manipulative father-in-law.*
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Sincerely,
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Wayne Fox
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