[Vision2020] Q & A with DK

[Captain Kirker]

Visionheads:

 

DK says,

Thank you for having the courage to, once again, stand up for your beliefs regarding the goings on at Christ Church. It is regrettable that you don’t have the courage to make your statements under your own name, rather than using innuendo and veiled threats under a pseudonym.

You are mistaken; I have not employed innuendo or veiled threats. If you can show me any such thing, I will gladly clarify it for you.

Hmmm... Makes me wonder... We don’t know your name. Or motive. Why aren’t you being subjected to the same intense debate as Kimmell?

I am not being subjected to public debate because, unlike Commissioner Kimmell, I am not an elected official. And I make no apology for my pseudo-name, I stand in the long distinguished tradition of “a Citizen of New York, “ “Publius,” and “Edna #1.”



Sounds like a stereotypical made-for-tv movie plot revolving around a small town when you think about it. A man stands publicly accused by an unnamed source.

Once again you are mistaken. The named source of my accusation is the CEF Elders’ Minutes. Furthermore, the Wolfman, acting as Kimmell’s overseer, has substantiated the accusation. 

A would be town religious leader stirs the pot. Rumors fly! Gossip flows! Maybe we could get Martin Sheen to play Kimmell. Auntie Establishment could have a cameo in a protest scene. Doug Wilson could be played by Werner Klemperer.  And the part of Captain Kirker could be played by... The Shadow? The Invisible Man?

My contract precludes anyone but William Shatner from playing me on the silver screen. 

I won’t quote the bible—many horrible atrocities have been justified with biblical quotes. I refer you to the Golden Rule. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. Are you following this rule using your current techniques of dissension?

Regarding the Golden Rule, you have in fact quoted the Bible (Luke 6:31), and I have indeed employed it. You will recall that this discussion began because another one of the Wolfman’s suicide missions posted a defense of Kimmell in this forum on July 30. Unfortunately, he grounded his argument in falsehoods and Kimmell didn’t correct him. Therefore my biblical obligation to both Kimmell and the suicide casualty required that I speak the truth, which I did. However, in doing so, I noted my hesitancy to comment on PK because he is a symptom of the disease, and not the disease itself. Nevertheless, as stated in the elders’ minutes, he has violated the public trust and should have to give an account to those who entrusted him, i.e., the voters of Latah County.

 

Regarding “dissension,” I would remind you that the Wolfman has polarized our community (do you remember hatesplotch.net?), and all conflict will disappear the moment he is excised: “Cast out the scorner, and contention shall go out; yea, strife and reproach shall cease” (Prov. 22:10).

 

To that end I am, and shall remain, the Captain at your service.


		
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