[Vision2020] Clarification, please

Captain Kirker captainkirker at hotmail.com
Tue Aug 3 12:17:12 PDT 2004

Visionheads & Nancy:

Part of my mission’s objective requires illuminating the terrain upon which 
we find ourselves currently deployed. To that end, I offer the following 
brief definitions (not in alphabetical order) for our new member of 

Wolfman = Douglas Wilson, (aka the Prince of Darkness), ravening wolf.

Kirk = Scots term for “church” (the Wolfman once hailed the theology of 
Scotland’s Reformer John Knox); now used as a reference to Christ Church.

Kirker = term coined by the Wolfman to describe his minions (who also attend 
Christ Church).

Minutes = in the past, official document manufactured by the Wolfman to 
exonerate himself of theft; in the present, the Wolfman’s worst nightmare.

Cult = word used by kirkers in their everyday chant: “I am not a member of a 
cult. I am not a member of a cult. I am not a member of a cult. I am not a 
member of a cult.”

Captain Kirker = The one who is, and shall be, at your service.

>From: acc at moscow.com (max Maxeiner)
>To: vision2020 at moscow.com
>Subject: [Vision2020] Clarification, please
>Date: Tue, 3 Aug 2004 07:28:19 -0700 (PDT)
>Hello, all:
>I have just subscribed to this list and have been reading somewhat in
>bewilderment.  I couldn't figure out what a "Kirker" was initially but then
>someone using the title "Captain Kirker" sent a post.  Does he/she have
>minions (Kirkers)?  I take it the "Wolfman" is Doug Wilson?  Sorry to be
>lame about the goings on about town, but for the "newbie" to the list, it's
>a little hard to follow.
>Thank you for enlightenment.
>Kind regards,
>Nancy Maxeiner
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