[Vision2020] The slaves never had it so good.

Ivan Brewski seabiscuit@comic.com
Mon, 13 Oct 2003 09:59:06 -0500


“There has never been a multi-racial society which has existed with such mutual intimacy
and harmony in the history of the world.” The following list contains Douglas Wilson’s Top
Ten Campaign Slogans when he runs for Czar of Moscow:

10. I’m not a separatist; I want a black man in every home and a slave for every master.
9.  I promise to improve “mutual intimacy and harmony” on slave vessels.
8.  Lynchings may be subject to review.
7.  My personal physician, Dr. John Grauke (who flies a Confederate flag in front of his
home) of the Moscow Clinic, will supervise all whippings to insure that lacerations run
sufficiently deep.
6.  First slavery, then concubines, then your wives and daughters.
5.  An auction block on every corner!
4.  1.2 Negroes for families of 3 or more.
3.  I’m not a racist, I own a colored TV.
2.  Overturn Dred Scott.
1.  I have a dream.

It appears that when he’s not pilfering money from the church, swindling UI, underwriting
casinos, or vandalizing public property, Moscow’s favorite huckster is busy carpetbagging
history. What’s next, Wilson, “Harriet Tubman was a Jew”?

Ivan
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