[Vision2020] MANAGEMENT DECISION

[Tim Lohrmann]

As the story says, thank God this is fictional!
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Management Decision!
 
A Japanese company and an American company decided to
have a canoe race on the Missouri River.  Both the
teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak
performance before the race.  On the big day the
Japanese won by a mile.
 
Afterward, the American team became very discouraged
and morally depressed.  The American management
decided the reason for the crushing defeat had to be
found.  A "Management Team" made up of senior
management was formed to investigate and recommend
appropriate action.
 
Their conclusion was the Japanese had 8 people rowing
and 1 person steering, while the American team had 8
persons steering and one person rowing.  So American
management hired a consulting company and paid them an
incredible amount of money.  They advised that too
many people were steering the boat, while not enough
people were rowing.
 
To prevent losing to the Japanese again next year, the
rowing team's management structure was totally
reorganized to 4 steering supervisors,
3 area steering superintendents and 1 assistant
superintendent steering manager.  They also
implemented a new performance system that would give
the 1 person rowing the boat greater incentive to work
harder.  It was called the "Rowing Team Quality First
Program," with meetings, dinners and free pens for the
rower.
 
"We must give the rower the empowerment and
enrichments through this quality program.".
 
The next year the Japanese won by two miles. 
Humiliated, the American management laid off the rower
for poor performance, halted development of a new
canoe, sold the paddles, and canceled all capital
investments for new equipment.  Then they distributed
the money saved as bonuses to the senior executives.
 
Thank goodness this is just a story and this sort of
thing doesn't happen in real life, eh?

 


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