[Vision2020] Daily News Competition

[Joan Opyr]

Well, as long as we're pretending to be The Onion, how about these potential 
headlines?

Nobel Prize-winning physicists dispute Moscow pastor’s view of Second Law of 
Thermodynamics.

Local minister not a racist—Jimmy the Greek, Howard Cosell, and Rush 
Limbaugh weigh in.

Satan escapes from Hell; comes to Moscow for coffee and cheesecake.

Joan Opyr/Auntie Establishment
Serving Idaho's liberal elite since 1993

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