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Debbie Gray dgray@uidaho.edu
Tue, 03 Jun 2003 15:42:30 -0700 (PDT)


I am very troubled by the left wing liberal free love hippy squirrels in
my own back yard. Yesterday, my 5 yr old son and I were watching two small
squirrels chase each other around. Suddenly, a scream rang out. No,
anyway, suddenly they started participating in the Squirrel Dance of Love.
I kept waiting for them to smoke a jag after they were finished
"wrestling" (as my son called it) but they merely scampered around hugging
trees like some WTO protester...

Thanks, but please keep this public display of procreation out of my
backyard and in the backseat of a Ford Fairlane where it belongs.

Debbie Gray

> thansen@moscow.com wrote:
> > I am just as certain that the perpertrating squirrel that committed such a
> > criminal act as that described below is an integral part of a squirrel sleeper
> > cell that has maintained residence here in Moscow since the early seventies.

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  Debbie Gray      dgray@uidaho.edu      http://www.uidaho.edu/~dgray/
  We must be willing to get rid of the life we've planned, so as to
  have the life that is waiting for us." --Joseph Campbell
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